WHERE IS SATOSHI? – Bitcoin Mystery Tee, Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt - Trendy Crypto Tee, Bitcoin Gift, Casual Wear, Tech Lover Apparel, Statement Shirt

Where is Satoshi?

Nobody knows who invented Bitcoin. Some say it was a genius coder. Some say it was a collective. Others say it was their roommate Chad “just messing around” in 2008.

This shirt doesn’t have answers — it just asks the question everyone else was too afraid to wear.
“WHERE IS SATOSHI?” isn’t just about crypto; it’s about mystery, memes, and that deep internet energy that keeps you scrolling at 2 AM for clues that will never come.

Whether you’ve mined Bitcoin since the early days or just like pretending you understand blockchain, this tee lets everyone know you’re both in on the joke and above the hype.

Why You’ll HODL This Tee:

• Premium unisex softstyle fit — smooth enough for bull and bear markets alike

• 100% ring-spun cotton (verified on-chain for comfort)

• Durable print that won’t crash with the next crypto dip

• Shoulder tape reinforcement — because even Satoshi needs structure

• Classic fit perfect for tech bros, meme traders, and ironic investors

Perfect For:

• Bitcoin believers and blockchain skeptics alike

• Developers who “don’t talk about their wallets”

• Crypto meme lords who never sell

• People who still say “to the moon” unironically

• Anyone who thinks Satoshi is watching (👀)

Ideal Gift For:

• Your crypto-obsessed friend who won’t stop refreshing CoinMarketCap

• The finance major who won’t admit they’re still in the red

• The coworker who explains NFTs at lunch

• Anyone who keeps saying “this dip is temporary”

• Or yourself — because, let’s be honest, you’ve earned it

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, like your crypto portfolio after a correction

• Tumble dry low (you’ve taken bigger risks)

• Do not bleach (it’s not that kind of whitepaper)

• Iron low heat only if Satoshi returns

Moral of the story:
Nobody knows where Satoshi is. But if you wear this shirt, at least people will know where the style is.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not dry-clean