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Running Late is My Cardio

Listen, you ARE getting your steps in. Every morning sprint to catch the bus? Cardio. That panicked dash through the parking lot because you lost track of time? Interval training. The full-body workout of frantically getting ready 10 minutes after you were supposed to leave? That's functional fitness, baby. Your Apple Watch may not recognize it, but your elevated heart rate knows the truth.

This tee is for everyone who's achieved peak performance sprinting to meetings they're already late for. For the people whose most consistent workout routine is the adrenaline rush of chronic tardiness. For anyone who's ever thought "at least I'm burning calories" while running through an airport. You may not have a gym membership, but you've got a lifestyle that keeps your heart rate up all day long.

Why This Shirt Gets Your Fitness Journey:

• Premium unisex softstyle tee in 100% ring-spun cotton (moisture-wicking not included, you'll need that)
• No side seams for comfort during your emergency speed-walking sessions
• Elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape through repeated panic-induced stretching
• Shoulder tape stabilization for when you're literally running late
• Classic fit that works whether you're sprinting or explaining why you're 20 minutes late
• Durable print that'll last through countless "I'm 5 minutes away" lies

Perfect For:

• People whose definition of "on time" is "only 15 minutes late"
• Anyone whose alarm goes off and they immediately calculate how late they can be
• Those who've turned punctuality into an optional suggestion
• Wearing to the gym you definitely won't go to
• Friends who text "leaving now" from their bedroom

Ideal Gift For:

• Chronically late friends who need their fitness routine validated
• Anyone whose most athletic moment is chasing down the elevator
• People who consider stress-induced sweating as "working out"
• Coworkers who arrive breathless to every meeting
• Friends who've made an art form of creative tardiness excuses

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold with similar colors (whenever you get around to it)
• Tumble dry low heat (set a timer so you don't forget about it)
• Do not bleach (your reputation is already taking enough damage)
• Iron low heat if needed (but you're probably running late for something)
• Do not dry-clean

Real talk: Maybe actual cardio would help with the running late thing. But until you develop better time management skills, at least you can laugh about the cardiovascular workout your chaotic schedule provides. Your heart rate variability is chef's kiss anyway.

Fitness Goal Status: Unintentionally Crushing It

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean