Professional Overthinker – Funny Relatable T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt Gift, Unisex Tee, Anxiety Humor Shirt, Birthday Gift for Overthinkers

Professional Overthinker

Are you mentally rewriting texts hours after sending them? Do you lose sleep analyzing whether someone’s “k” meant “k cool” or “k we’re done here”? Congratulations — you might qualify for a PhD in Overthinking.

This shirt is for the deep thinkers, the anxious analysts, and anyone whose brain won’t stop running post-game commentary on every social interaction since 2008. It’s not overthinking if it’s a full-time mental workout — and you, friend, are the undisputed champion.

Wear it while pacing the kitchen at 2 a.m. replaying something you said in high school, or while staring into space pretending you’re fine (you’re not, but at least you look good).

Why This Tee Is Certified Brain-Approved:

• Premium unisex softstyle tee — soft enough to soothe your existential dread

• 100% ring-spun cotton (overthinkers prefer comfort during their spirals)

• Durable print that survives hundreds of “what if” laundry cycles

• Classic fit that works equally well for lounging or low-level panicking

• Shoulder tape reinforcement — because this much anxiety needs structure

Perfect For:

• People who can’t stop analyzing emojis

• Friends who need to talk through every decision, twice

• Anyone whose love language is “constant reassurance”

• Wearing to therapy, brunch, or while journaling your 2,734th thought

Ideal Gift For:

• Your bestie who can’t make a decision without consulting 3 friends and a Reddit thread

• Anyone who replays arguments in the shower

• That one person who said “I’m fine” but definitely wasn’t

• Yourself, because even your intrusive thoughts deserve a uniform

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold — don’t think too hard about it

• Tumble dry low (or air dry while spiraling about energy bills)

• Do not bleach (seriously, that’s too much chaos)

• Iron low if you must, but wrinkles say “I had a lot on my mind”

The Overthinking Never Ends — But At Least You’ll Be Comfortable Doing It.

Wear your mental gymnastics like a badge of honor. Because maybe you are overanalyzing things — but at least you’re self-aware enough to admit it.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean