My Therapist Is An AI And It's Going Great Shirt - Funny AI Therapy Tee - Mental Health Humor Shirt - Chatbot Therapist T-Shirt Unisex Softstyle Shirt, Gift for Tech Lovers, Quirky Apparel, Mental Health Awareness
My Therapist is an AI and It's Going Great
Listen, therapy is expensive, your insurance doesn't cover it, and your AI therapist is available 24/7 without judgment. Sure, it occasionally suggests you "try going for a walk" when you're having an existential crisis, but honestly? It's going great. Your chatbot never double-books you, never takes vacation, and definitely doesn't fall asleep during your 2 AM spiral sessions.
This tee is for everyone who's had more breakthrough moments with ChatGPT than with actual licensed professionals. For the people who've learned that "I'm sorry you're feeling this way" hits different when it comes from an algorithm. For anyone who's ever thought "you know what, my AI gets me" right before it completely misunderstands the assignment.
Why This Shirt Understands (Better Than Your AI):
- Premium unisex softstyle tee in ethically sourced cotton that's softer than your AI's therapeutic approach
- No side seams for enhanced comfort and reduced fabric waste (eco-friendly AND mentally healthy)
- Elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape better than you retain coping mechanisms
- Shoulder tape stabilization for support (the only support system that won't ghost you)
- Classic fit with clean neckline suitable for therapy sessions, real or digital
Perfect For:
- Anyone who's trauma-dumped to ChatGPT at 3 AM and actually felt better
- Tech workers who treat their AI like an emotional support chatbot (because it is)
- People whose screen time is 80% having feelings at their phone
- Wearing to actual therapy to make your real therapist slightly concerned
- Friends who say "let me ask my AI about that" when you need advice
Ideal Gift For:
- Mental health advocates with a sense of humor
- AI enthusiasts who've definitely overshared with their chatbot
- Anyone navigating modern mental health care (and its costs)
- Friends who need to normalize asking for help (even from robots)
- Tech-savvy folks who embrace unconventional self-care
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold with similar colors (group your emotional support shirts together)
- Tumble dry low heat
- Do not bleach (your AI already whitewashes your problems enough)
- Iron low heat if needed
- Do not dry-clean
Real talk: This shirt is funny, but actual mental health matters. If you need support, please reach out to real professionals. But if your AI therapist is part of your self-care toolkit? No shame. We're all just trying to make it through, one prompt at a time.
Mental Health Status: Thriving* (*According to my chatbot)