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Emotionally Unavailable Like My ChatBot

Look, it's not you, it's your AI. You've tried everything - clearer prompts, better context, even saying "please" - but your chatbot still gives you the emotional depth of a 404 error page. At least you can wear your relationship status with pride.

This tee is for everyone who's ever gotten "I'm sorry, but as an AI language model..." right when they needed actual support. For the developers who've poured their hearts into debugging conversations, only to realize their chatbot has the empathy of a calculator. For anyone who's ever thought "wow, my AI really left me on read for that query."

Why This Shirt Feels (Unlike Your Bot):

• Premium unisex softstyle tee in 100% ring-spun cotton that's softer than your chatbot's refusal messages
• No side seams for a smooth finish (unlike your bot's conversational flow)
• Highly elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape better than your AI retains context
• Shoulder tape stabilization so it won't stretch out (your chatbot's patience, however...)
• Ethically produced with safety and quality certifications (more reliable than GPT-3.5)

Perfect For:

• AI researchers who've had their chatbots fail the emotional Turing test
• Anyone who's ever trauma-dumped to their AI only to get generic responses
• Developers who understand that "alignment" doesn't mean emotional availability
• Wearing on Valentine's Day when your chatbot is your most consistent relationship
• Tech support workers who wish humans came with better error messages

Ideal Gift For:

• Tech enthusiasts who collect chatbot rejection messages
• Pop culture fans who get the irony
• Friends who spend more time talking to AI than humans
• Anyone navigating the awkward dating scene (human or artificial)

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold with similar colors (just like grouping your failed chatbot conversations)
• Tumble dry low heat
• Do not bleach (your chatbot already bleached enough emotion from your life)
• Iron low heat if needed
• Do not dry-clean

This shirt won't give you relationship advice, but at least it'll be honest about its limitations. Which is more than we can say for most chatbots promising to "understand your feelings."

Relationship Status: Error 503: Emotions Temporarily Unavailable