Delete My Browser History Funny Tech Humor Tee - Unisex Softstyle Tee for Internet Lovers, Casual Wear, Gift for Friends, Humor

This isn't a shirt. It's a public service announcement.

We all have browser history we'd rather not explain. The 3am Wikipedia rabbit holes. The "how to spell restaurant" searches at age 30. The 47 tabs about symptoms that convinced you that you have a rare tropical disease. The recipes you looked up but never made. That thing you Googled that seemed normal at the time but looks really weird out of context.

"DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY" - Consider this your last will and testament, but make it fashion.

THE UNIVERSAL TRUTH:

Nobody—and we mean NOBODY—should ever see your unfiltered search history. Not your family. Not your friends. Definitely not your coworkers. This shirt is insurance. This shirt is a warning. This shirt is a legally binding document (it's not, but let's pretend).

WHY YOU NEED THIS:

✓ Universally relatable - Everyone's searched something embarrassing
✓ Conversation starter - People will laugh AND relate
✓ Just in case - Wearing your final wishes like a responsible adult
✓ Tech humor - For the chronically online
✓ Soft blue color - Calming, unlike your search history

WHO THIS IS FOR:

• Anyone who's ever Googled "is it normal to..."
• People with incognito mode as their default browser
• Individuals with 73 tabs open right now
• Those who've searched their own symptoms on WebMD
• Anyone who's cleared their history "just in case"
• People whose autocomplete would be VERY telling
• Tech workers who understand the assignment
• Gift for literally anyone with internet access

WHAT'S DEFINITELY IN YOUR BROWSER HISTORY:

Let's not pretend. We've all searched:

• "How to adult"
• Extremely specific medical symptoms
• How to spell words you should definitely know
• Ex's social media (no judgment)
• "Is [normal thing] normal?"
• Recipe you'll never make
• That argument from 2019 you're still right about
• Whatever "raw dogging" means (it's TikTok slang, you're welcome)

THE LAYERS OF MEANING:

Surface level: Funny tech joke
Deeper level: Genuine request to protect your dignity
Deepest level: We're all just trying to figure stuff out and Google is there for us, judging silently

PERFECT FOR:

• Wearing to work (bold move, but we support it)
• Family gatherings (asserting boundaries)
• First dates (set expectations early)
• Anywhere you might suddenly pass away (be prepared)
• Casual Fridays with a message
• Coding marathons and tech meetups
• Admitting you're human with humor

THE SHIRT VS. INCOGNITO MODE:

Incognito mode: Keeps it private while you're alive
This shirt: Protects your legacy after you're gone
Both: Essential for modern survival

REAL TALK:

This shirt is for everyone who's ever had that mini heart attack when someone says "let me just Google that on your phone real quick." We've all been there. The panic. The mental calculation of what you last searched. The decision to just say your phone is dead.

This shirt just says it out loud.

STYLE NOTES:

Classic soft blue colorway—calming, friendly, non-threatening. Unlike the content of your browser history. Pairs perfectly with jeans, joggers, or the realization that we're all just winging it.

How to Wear:

• With jeans and the weight of your digital footprint
• Under a hoodie for double protection
• To therapy (your therapist will appreciate the honesty)
• While actively Googling things you shouldn't
• As a warning to anyone thinking about using your laptop

PRODUCT SPECS:

Fabric: 100% soft cotton - comfortable while living with your secrets
Fit: Unisex, true to size
Color: Carolina blue - peaceful, unlike your thoughts when someone asks to borrow your phone
Design: Bold black text in clean sans-serif font
Features:

• Classic crewneck
• Short sleeves
• Soft, breathable fabric
• Message clearly visible from a distance (important)
• Pre-shrunk

SIZING: True to size. Size up for an oversized "I'm comfortable with my chaos" fit.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Handle with more care than you handle your digital privacy.

(Full details: Cold wash max 30°C/90°F, tumble dry low, iron low heat on reverse, no bleach, no dry clean)

IMPORTANT LEGAL DISCLAIMER:

This shirt is NOT legally binding. However, it IS morally binding among friends, family, and roommates. If you see someone wearing this shirt and something happens to them, you know what to do. Delete first, mourn later.

TESTIMONIALS WE MADE UP BUT ARE PROBABLY TRUE:

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "My family knows what's up now" - Dave, age 34
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Wore it to Thanksgiving. Message received." - Sarah, age 28
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "My roommate saw this and immediately understood the assignment" - Marcus, age 22

PERFECT GIFT FOR:

• Your programmer friend (they get it)
• Anyone with a computer
• Your sibling who knows too much already
• Coworkers in tech
• That friend who overshares but won't share their phone
• Yourself (self-care is setting boundaries)

THE CURRENTLY WEARING CO PROMISE:

We don't judge your browser history. We don't even want to know. This shirt is about solidarity. We're all just humans trying to learn things, figure stuff out, and occasionally Google "how to fold a fitted sheet" for the 47th time.

Your secrets are safe. As long as people respect the shirt.

Ready to protect your legacy? Add to cart. ⬇️

P.S. If you're reading this at work, your IT department can see your browsing history anyway. But they're too busy to care. Probably.

P.P.S. Incognito mode isn't as private as you think it is. But this shirt? This shirt is real protection.

P.P.P.S. We're not responsible for what happens if someone ignores the shirt's instructions. That's between you and your next of kin.

Some stuff you probably don't care about:

Product features
- Without side seams for a smooth silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape
- Shoulder tape for additional stability and durability
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for exceptional softness
- Ethically produced with certified materials ensuring comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors