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Currently Wearing Co Bumper Sticker
You put our shirts on your body, now put our sticker on your... everything else. Laptops, water bottles, skateboards, vintage shoes, that boring furniture you've been meaning to personalize - this sticker goes everywhere you do, minus the existential dread.
This is the ultimate low-commitment way to rep the brand. No sizing issues, no laundry instructions, just slap it on something and suddenly that surface has more personality than your last three dating app matches combined. It's subtle branding for people who understand that sometimes less is more, but also want everyone to know they're currently wearing something cool.
Why This Sticker Sticks (Literally):
- Premium Vinyl Material - Durable, weather-resistant, and built to last through whatever chaos you subject it to
- Waterproof & Weatherproof - Rain, snow, coffee spills, existential tears - this sticker survives it all
- Classic Bumper Sticker Size - 11" x 3" - perfect proportions for maximum visibility without being obnoxious
- Bold Typography - Clean, condensed lettering that's readable from a distance
- Easy Application - Peel, stick, done. No complicated instructions, no commitment issues
- Removable - Leaves minimal residue when you inevitably need to move it (we don't judge your indecisiveness)
- UV Resistant - Won't fade in the sun like your motivation to go outside
Perfect For:
- Laptop lids (covering up that corporate logo you're forced to use for work)
- Water bottles and insulated bottles (stay hydrated, stay branded)
- Car bumpers (obviously, it's literally in the name)
- Skateboards (for aesthetic purposes, not actual skating)
- Guitar cases, phone cases, suitcases
- That wall in your room where you collect stickers obsessively
- Literally any flat surface that needs an upgrade
Ideal Gift For:
- Friends who hoard stickers but never actually use them (enable them)
- Anyone building their aesthetic collection
- People whose entire personality is sticker-based decoration
- Your internet bestie who deserves some IRL merch
- Coworkers with boring laptops that need intervention
Specs:
- Size: 10" x 3" (standard bumper sticker dimensions)
- Material: Premium vinyl
- Finish: Matte
- Adhesive: Strong but removable
- Durability: 3-5 years outdoor use
- Application: Peel and stick
Care Instructions:
- Clean surface before application for best adhesion
- Apply to smooth, clean, dry surfaces
- Press firmly and smooth out any air bubbles
- Wait 24 hours before exposing to water or extreme conditions
- To remove: peel slowly and use adhesive remover for any residue
This sticker is basically a commitment-free relationship with our brand. No washing, no sizing, no "does this make me look chronically online?" anxiety. Just pure, unadulterated surface decoration that tells the world you have taste, internet culture knowledge, and access to quality vinyl products.
Stick it on something. Make that thing cooler. Repeat as needed.
Branding Status: Successfully Applied
Some more cool stuff you should care about (if you are slapping this on your car and not someone else's)⬇️
Product features:
- Vibrant colors for eye-catching appeal
- Smooth matte finish for a premium look
- UV protective laminate for longevity outdoors
- Waterproof, durable vinyl for all-weather use
- Eco-friendly inks for environmentally conscious consumers
Care instructions:
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.