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Bed Rotter
You're not lazy. You're not unmotivated. You're not having a depressive episode (well, maybe a little). You're bed rotting - and it's a legitimate lifestyle choice that Gen Z has turned into an art form. This is your official uniform for those days (or weeks) when leaving your bed feels like an unreasonable request from the universe. You've got snacks within arm's reach, your phone is at 12%, and you're living your most horizontal life. Welcome to bed rotting season.
This shirt is the perfect piece for anyone who's embraced the self-care trend of just... staying in bed. Not sleeping necessarily. Not being productive. Just existing in a cozy cocoon of blankets, screens, and zero obligations. It's rest. It's recovery. It's rotting in the most comfortable way possible. And now you can announce it to the world (or at least to your roommate who keeps asking if you're okay).
Why This Shirt Gets Your Lifestyle:
- Premium unisex softstyle tee in 100% ring-spun cotton (designed for maximum bed comfort)
- Bold "Bed Rotter" text in relaxed typography that matches your energy
- Oversized comfortable fit perfect for all-day (and all-night) bed dwelling
- No side seams for unrestricted rotting position changes
- Elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape through days of horizontal living
- Shoulder tape stabilization (more structure than your daily routine)
- Soft fabric that works as pajamas, loungewear, or your entire wardrobe
- Available in cozy neutral tones that hide the fact you haven't moved in 48 hours
- Perfect length for maximum coverage while staying in fetal position
Perfect For:
- Mental health days that turn into mental health weekends
- People who consider getting out of bed an optional daily task
- Anyone in their "rotting era" who's owning it completely
- Wearing while binge-watching entire series without pause
- Depression naps that last until dinner (or the next day)
- Self-care Sundays that extend through Wednesday
- Gen Z explaining to older generations that this is actually wellness
Ideal Gift For:
- Friends who are professional bed rotters
- Anyone who's perfected the art of doing absolutely nothing
- People whose screen time report is genuinely concerning
- Your bestie who texts "rotting in bed rn" at 3 PM on a Tuesday
- College students during reading week (and every other week)
- Anyone who needs permission to just... stay in bed
- Friends whose self-care includes aggressive horizontal time
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold with similar colors (when you eventually get up)
- Tumble dry low heat (but honestly, air dry while you're still in bed)
- Do not bleach (it already looks perfectly lived-in)
- Iron low heat if needed (you won't, let's be real)
- Do not dry-clean (leaving the house for dry cleaning defeats the entire purpose)
Real talk: Bed rotting is Gen Z's response to hustle culture, toxic productivity, and the exhausting demands of modern life. Sometimes the most radical act of self-care is just... stopping. Lying down. Doing nothing. This shirt celebrates that. It's for the days when your ambition is limited to reaching for the remote, when your biggest achievement is staying hydrated, and when horizontal is not just a position but a whole mood. Rot responsibly.
Productivity Level: Horizontal (And Proud)