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AI Trained My Dog
You thought you were just using AI to help with some basic dog training tips. Sit. Stay. Come. Standard stuff. But then your dog discovered machine learning algorithms, started optimizing his treat-acquisition strategies, and before you knew it, he was coding his own automation scripts. Now he's got a remote job, his own LinkedIn profile, and he moved out to pursue "better opportunities in the tech sector." Your good boy became a tech bro.
This shirt features an adorable illustration of a newly employed dog working at a laptop with his "AI Fuel" coffee, living his best independent life. It's the perfect blend of pet parent humor and tech industry satire - because apparently even our dogs are getting upskilled by artificial intelligence now.
Why This Shirt Is More Trained Than Your Dog:
- Premium unisex softstyle tee in 100% ring-spun cotton (softer than your dog's new ergonomic home office chair)
- Adorable illustrated design featuring a professionally employed canine
- "AI Trained My Dog (then he got a job and moved out)" text capturing peak absurdist humor
- Laptop and "AI Fuel" coffee mug details for maximum tech culture accuracy
- No side seams for comfort while you process your empty nest syndrome
- Elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape unlike your relationship with your now-independent dog
- Shoulder tape stabilization for when you're emotionally supporting other abandoned pet parents
- Classic fit in heather gray that goes with your new lonely lifestyle
Perfect For:
- Dog owners who joke about their pets being smarter than them (and it's getting concerning)
- Tech workers who've definitely trained an AI model or two
- People whose dogs have better careers than they do
- AI enthusiasts with pets and a sense of humor
- Wearing when your actual dog is ignoring you to stare at screens
- Pet parents navigating the modern job market (canine edition)
- Anyone who's ever used AI for literally anything and spiraled into existential territory
Ideal Gift For:
- Dog lovers who work in tech
- AI researchers with fur babies
- Pet owners who appreciate absurdist humor
- Friends whose dogs are suspiciously well-behaved (probably AI-trained)
- Machine learning engineers who need to laugh at themselves
- Anyone whose pet has more screen time than them
- Tech industry workers with empty nest feelings about their pets
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold with similar colors (your dog doesn't do his own laundry yet, but give it time)
- Tumble dry low heat
- Do not bleach (your dog's resume is already impressive enough)
- Iron low heat if needed
- Do not dryclean
Real talk: This shirt celebrates the absurdity of living in a world where AI can do pretty much anything - including apparently making your dog more employable than you. It's silly, it's relatable, and it perfectly captures that moment when you realize technology has gotten so advanced that even fictional scenarios feel plausible. Plus, the dog is wearing headphones. HEADPHONES.
Employment Status: Your Dog - Hired / You - Unemployed Emotional Support Human
More cool features the dog told us about ⬇️🐕
Product features - Seamless design reduces waste and enhances comfort. - Elastic ribbed collar retains shape for lasting wear. - Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment, preventing stretch. - Made from soft, durable ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort. - Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex certified materials. Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean