Touch Grass Shirt - Funny Internet Slang Tee, Chronically Online Shirt, Self-Aware Humor Tee, Go Outside Reminder Shirt, Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt - Nature-Inspired Floral Tee
TOUCH GRASS – Consider this your gentle (but firm) reminder. 🌱✨
The shirt for people who are self-aware enough to know they're way too online... but not quite ready to log off yet. Perfect for the chronically online, terminally scrolling, perpetually posting girlies who know they should probably step outside but are buying this shirt online instead. The irony? Immaculate.
What it means: Internet slang for "go outside and experience real life" – usually said to people who spend too much time online. And yes, we see the irony of you buying this on the internet. We love that for you.
Perfect for: 🌿 The chronically online (it's okay, we get it) 💚 Self-aware social media addicts 🦋 Touch grass procrastinators ✨ People whose screen time reports are concerning 🌱 Nature enthusiasts with a sense of humor 💭 Anyone who's been told to "log off" 🎮 Gamers who need the reminder
Why you'll love it:
- Peak internet culture humor
- Hilariously self-aware
- Conversation starter for fellow online addicts
- Soft, dreamy aesthetic that says "I should go outside but make it cute"
- Great gift for your terminally online bestie
- Wearing it IRL is the ultimate ironic statement
The Vibe: Soft, whimsical, and delightfully self-aware. Wear it to actually touch grass (revolutionary), on walks you're finally taking, or honestly just to Target because you're still not ready to fully disconnect. We support your journey.
Instructions unclear: Bought shirt online, still haven't touched grass. And honestly? That's the vibe. 🌱💕
Product Details:
- 100% ring-spun cotton (soft like grass, probably)
- Unisex sizing with relaxed, comfortable fit
- Cute pastel aesthetic with whimsical design
- Pre-shrunk and durable
- Machine washable – easy care
- Ethically produced and printed on demand
- Grass touching not included (you have to do that part yourself)