Martial Artist Baseball Tee, Unisex 3/4 Sleeve Shirt, Perfect Gift for Martial Arts Fans, Sports Apparel, Training Shirt, Casual Wear
Martial Artist Baseball Tee
Look, you've trained for years. You've mastered the forms, earned your belts, perfected your technique. But every single time you mention you do martial arts, someone inevitably asks "so could you, like, actually defend yourself?" and then proceeds to grab you in the most inefficient way possible to "test" your skills. This shirt cuts out the middleman - it literally tells them exactly where to grab so you can demonstrate why that was a terrible decision.
This raglan tee features a convenient bullseye target right on your chest with clear instructions: "Grab Here to Begin Demo." It's equal parts warning label and invitation for people who think they can take you. Spoiler alert: they cannot. Perfect for martial artists tired of explaining that yes, you could absolutely defend yourself, and no, they probably shouldn't test that theory in a parking lot.
Why This Shirt Has Better Form Than Your Opponents:
- Premium baseball raglan tee with contrasting black sleeves for that classic athletic look
- 48% polyester / 52% cotton blend for strength, durability, and flexibility (like your kicks)
- Side seams for structural support when you're demonstrating joint locks
- Ribbed knit collar that retains its shape through training and unsolicited challenges
- Extra light fabric for comfort during movement and spontaneous demonstrations
- Modern fit perfect for dojo wear, casual outings, or educating overconfident strangers
- Bullseye target graphic with clear demonstration instructions
- Bold typography that serves as both humor and fair warning
Perfect For:
- Martial artists who are tired of people asking "but does it actually work?"
- Anyone with a black belt and a sense of humor about it
- Self-defense instructors who need teaching aids (unconventional ones)
- Karate, jiu-jitsu, taekwondo, MMA practitioners with patience running thin
- Wearing to the gym when you want to pre-approve sparring requests
- People who've had to demonstrate a wrist lock at every family gathering
- Martial artists who believe in informed consent before demos
Ideal Gift For:
- Your friend who does martial arts and everyone keeps "testing"
- Martial arts students with too much patience for nonsense
- Self-defense practitioners who appreciate practical humor
- Dojo members who need a conversation starter (or ender)
- Anyone who's ever said "I really don't want to hurt you" before a demonstration
- Martial artists tired of explaining what their training actually involves
- People whose hobbies require regular disclaimers about liability
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F)
- Tumble dry low heat
- Do not bleach (your opponents' egos are already damaged enough)
- Iron, steam or dry low heat if needed
- Do not dry-clean
Real talk: This shirt is funny, but it also carries a genuine message - don't grab people without permission, even as a "joke." Martial artists train hard and deserve respect. But if someone DOES decide to grab the bullseye? Well, they were warned. The shirt literally gave them instructions. What happens next is their educational opportunity.
Self-Defense Status: Demo Ready (Proceed with Caution)
Product features - 48% polyester for strength and durability - With side seams for structural support - Ribbed knit collar retains shape - Extra light fabric for comfort - Modern fit perfect for casual wear Care instructions - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dry-clean